PRICKLY SITUATION:MY HEAD IS A CACTUS

Overworked designer Anna wakes up with a giant cactus head—and HR promptly classifies her as a plant, cuts her pay, and denies medical leave. Her needlephobic boss fears her, while her farmer boyfriend treats her like a specimen. After an office scandal and a near-fatal freeze, Anna sues for discrimination, wins, quits, and opens her own flower shop. A dark comedy about burnout, boundaries, and learning to thrive with your thorns.